seenbean asked: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Good question, agent Honeydew! It takes as many cups of sugar to get to the moon as there are hairs in Jeff Bridges’ beard!
Finally, WILSON IS A MAN. Look at him, he is so damn manly and handsome and he and House are in their tight tight leather and are gonna ride off together in a manly way.
To make sweet, sweet love. And I would not have it any other way!
(Source: captainofthecity)
If they EVER make a movie of Neil Gaiman’s “Death: The High Cost of Living”, I know just who they should cast! This is Christina Hendricks of “Mad Men” in her goth days…a close resemblance, don’tcha think? Who wouldn’t mind following her to the afterlife?
My theories on Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows
First of all, I want to say I enjoyed this movie, and I really enjoy Johnny Depp and Tim Burton. I am not a mindless fangirl and I understand and accept that many of their films are flawed. Nothing is really ‘perfect’, after all. I also want to make clear that this isn’t a REVIEW of the movie but an interpretation of its symbolism. This contains spoilers.
Those Nickelodeon questions you just can’t answer.
1. Exactly what race is Doug’s friend Skeeter supposed to be?
2. On Rugrats, didn’t you ever wonder about Phil and Lil’s mom? You know what I mean.
3. Come to think of it, didn’t you ever wonder about Angelica’s mother and her assistant, Jonathan? Yeah. Poor Drew.
4. Why don’t Tommy Pickles’ parents ever seem to be working?
5. Did those kids from Space Cases ever get home? What about Kiki and Fran, the “Island Girls” from All That?
6. How did Little Pete of “Pete and Pete” get a tattoo?
7. If Olmec is so all-knowing and magical, why does he need some kid to go into the temple and get the artifact for him? Is it because he has no limbs? How do the aritfacts get there and why do they need to be taken OUT of the temple?
8. Why can’t Olmec just explain how the damn monkey is assembled before the game starts?
9. Exactly what is the timeframe of the whole “Salute Your Shorts” series? That was an awfully long summer…
10. Did Prometheus ever actually teach Bob anything, or was it the MONKEY who got smarter and evolved?
11. Who the hell was Clarissa talking to? I mean, obviously, it was to the audience, but did she know she was on TV? Did she hear that musical sting every time Sam came through her window?
12. WHY DOESN’T ANYONE who sees Cousin Skeeter say, ”That is a puppet. There’s no way that’s your blood relative, kid, unless your aunt had a night of passion with Walter from the Muppets.”
ADD YOUR OWN!
Roxie: The Glitterati Raves
(Actual quotes by celebs to/about me, really.)
“Sweet”- Tony Shalhoub
“Brilliant”- Tim Curry
“You are beautiful.”- Dan Shor
“I like you.” Lynne Marie Stewart (Pee-Wee’s Playhouse)
“That’s a nice coat.” - Nellie McKay and Joanna Lumley
“Whose kid is this?”- a very befuddled and exasperated Marc Weiner (of Weinerville)
“What did that parrot do to me? Did you see that parrot shit on my head?” - Big Pussy (of The Sopranos)
Inspector Gadget headcanon
My friends at the Bad Film Society and I tried watching “Inspector Gadget 2”. It was bad but the characters did feel truer to the cartoon, which I appreciated. It made me wonder about the characters and their origins though, so here’s my theory.
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Dracula's Daughter, Calamity Jane, smoke on the water, water on the brain...that's me. Enjoy my eccentric collection of pictures and writings.
